The Funniest Posts From Parents This Week (June 7-13)

"I wish I loved or hated anything as much as my toddler both loves and hates bananas"

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents post about them in the funniest ways.

Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents across social media platforms like X, Threads and Bluesky to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch.

the baby held out a piece of her toast to the dog so naturally he ate it and now she’s looking at me like 😮 as if to ask “can this guy do that??”

official amy brown updates (@amybrown.xyz) 2025-06-12T13:58:27.387Z
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my son said everyone else has such cool names, better than his. so i asked what name does he think is cooler. he said “WALTER”

— kemi marie (@kemimarie) June 8, 2025
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If you enjoy answering questions like “how many cups are in a carrot?” then I can’t recommend teaching your teen to cook enough.

— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) June 9, 2025
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Thoughts and prayers for my kid please, one of his chicken nuggets touched the ketchup on his plate

— meghan (@deloisivete) June 10, 2025
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School may be over, but learning never ends! For example, I just drove my kids to the first day of Summer camp and learned that it actually starts next week.

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) June 11, 2025
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The baby used to say 'baba' to request a bottle of milk. Last week she switched to saying 'milk bottle', which is fantastic, except I didn't understand her. She said 'milk bottle' 'milk bottle' like five times before, exasperated, saying 'baba' in the most condescending voice

— Kelsey Piper (@KelseyTuoc) June 12, 2025
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Just saw the next great comedy act that I believe is about to take the nation by storm.*

*my baby initiated a game of peekaboo for the first time tonight

— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) June 12, 2025
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My kids had fruit salad for breakfast. Frozen fruit salad. Popsicles. They had popsicles for breakfast.

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) June 11, 2025
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