23 Of The Funniest Tweets From Couples This Week (June 10-16)

My husband is that guy that will roll down his window to make kissy noises at all the dogs.

— Ousa Medusa (@MedusaOusa) June 14, 2025

When my wife gets upset at me I sneak into her Netflix profile and give thumbs up to the most boring documentaries

— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) June 12, 2025

four seasons into sex and the city and my boyfriend just asked me which one is carrie pic.twitter.com/7yuolGP6y1

— re: emma (@evemmore) June 11, 2025

It’s 2025, why is a male contractor responding to my questions with “let me talk to your husband.”

— krista (@kristabellerina) June 12, 2025

Me [walking in]: It's hot out.

Wife: It's summer. That tends to happen every year around this time.

Me: Our love story should be made into a movie.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 16, 2025

My husband and kids haven't realized giving me the silent treatment isn't a punishment, so please don't tell them.

— Hollie Harris (@allholls) June 11, 2025

My wife and I were watching TV and when she went to the bathroom I snuck an extra ice cream sandwich so Ocean's 12 if you need an extra member lemme know.

— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) June 11, 2025

My husband is at the getting his favourite jeans back out stage of his diet but not the actually getting them on part of the diet.

— Late to the party Laura (@ericamorecambe) June 15, 2025

The best part of marriage is when your husband goes to the store to get all the junk food you talked yourself out of buying the last time you went.

— krista (@kristabellerina) June 14, 2025