Comedy
“animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.”
“i am a friend to all cats. yes even the mean ones. they have their reasons”
"wow i absolutely love your outfit the black really brings out the pet hair on it"
WHAT'S HAPPENING
“binge watching my dogs until further notice”
“I don't know if dogs can feel embarrassment, but I do know they have fo' paws”
“*fingers crossed* dog pope dog pope dog pope”
“I can’t really explain this but hinge feels like it’s for dog people”
"i love my cat but i hope in her next life, she's reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat"
“White people will name a child Moonbeam and then have a cat named Earl.”
“Cats are roughly 15% pet and 85% henchman”